Geekery

Top Ten Geek Pick-up Lines

Posted on 14. Dec, 2009 by Jake in Top of the Pops

From the beginning of time, Geeks have drawn the short straw with the ladies. I say we take a stand. In today’s technology driven world, who is to say that “Geek Jargon” isn’t the in thing?

I have found a list of my favourite Geek Pick-up Lines that are sure to turn the average guy from geek to sleek in no time! Even if they don’t get the ladies going, they are a pretty good laugh so here goes:

• Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive!
• What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: We’ll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.
• Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell it on my calculator!
• I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in two places.
• That dress would look better accelerating to the floor at 9.8 m/s/s.
• Forget Hydrogen, YOU are my number one element.
• You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?
• You are as sweet as 3.14
• I’m like a rubrix cube… the longer you play with me, the harder I get.
• Are you the square root of 2? ‘Cause I feel irrational around you.

If these pick-up lines don’t work for you, you can find more at www.funny-pick-up-lines.com/geek-nerd-pick-up-lines.html.

Best of luck with the ladies this holiday season!

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