1. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d  – tee shirt

2. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”  – Unknown

3. My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.  – Unknown

4. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.  - Unknown

5. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0  - T-Shirt

6. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly  – T-Shirt

7. When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers  - AJ Carpio

8. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.  - Unknown

9. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.  - Unknown

10. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code   - Unknown